Team Epic Blogs
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Alright, so for the past 80 years I’ve been working on a non-lethal ultrasonic wave emitter. This was long before the DOD demonstrations or the UPSS/IAS system took its first bath. I just haven’t been able to get it quite right. My design is similar to a vortex ring gun, but I just can’t get the infrasonic transmission to register at 0.001 hertz. Instead, it’s been releasing at a frequency thats been deemed the “brown note”. Look it up...I don’t want to get into it. Lets just say, it can get kinda messy.
Anyways, I think I’ve got it figured out. I don’t really know what it should be able to do once its done, but it’s gonna be pretty sweet.
Peace.
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Oh wow, it’s 2008 already! My new year resolution is to always make sure that I have breakfast every morning. A few mornings ago I forgot and there was some serious rumblies going on. OH! Also, I’m going to get my own pet. Either a dog or a cat or a goldfish or something fluffy like that will do nicely, and I’ll love it and feed it always. I promise. I’m also going to keep my tent clean from now on (Kim always gets mad when my tent is dirty). I’m so excited, it’s going to be such a great year! So many new friends and I got this really cool green ball cap that matches my headband! OK, this was fun. I’m going to have more pickled yam spread. YAY!
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Well, another festive season here at last. It’s been many years since Little Epic and I have been able to share it with others and I couldn’t have been more fortunate with the company. Roy, Susan and Tina joined us for Christmas Eve, while Kimberly made us all a wonderful dinner with all the trimmings. Her potato puree followed by her pickled yam spread was a hit with Little Epic! She truly outdid herself. I believe Omniscient enjoyed his first Christmas on earth, however it appears he had “Santa Clause is coming to town” stuck in his head, which he would transmit...frequently to the rest of the team....at all hours...until Valerie admitted she did not believe Santa Clause was coming to town. With all my time spent in the north, I’ve never known Mr. Clause not to make an appearance… Valerie didn’t seem to care much for the holiday and I’m not entirely certain where Master Brood kept himself hiding, although he’s never been one for big gatherings. All in all, I am thankful we were able to spend the time together, getting to know one another. I hope that all of you out there had a safe and Epic holiday season.
Yours truly,
CE
